Saturday, May 04, 2013

Final Liberation

In a remark about ordaining women as Catholic deacons, one wag wrote that it would only be a first step because those in favor of it would never be satisfied "until a female Pope married her lesbian partner." Good, but not far enough.



The Popess would have to be Of Color, and preferably divorced from her first partner, a male, and maybe also be an abortion survivor and have some kind of disability. The partner should be a mixed Jewish-Palestinian atheist.

Kids? Let's let Angelina Jolie handle that.


That should about cover it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I recall a joke that a conservative would vote for a transgendered bisexual wheelchair-bound Ethiopian woman if she promised to respect the constitution and shrank the national debt and the federal government.

But the liberal Borg will not not rest until all groups are absorbed into it and reflect its worldview. When Islam comes knocking on their door, they are in for a shock.

-Sean

P.S. Watching the Caine Mutiny. Robert Francis is rather handsome as Es. Keith.

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