In Iran they can enforce Islamic law on everyone, but they can't get the buses to run on time.
--English traveller in Persia
We are expected to believe that a nation which put men on the moon can't build a border wall half the length of what the Chinese built several centuries before Christ.
--Ann Coulter on Mexican immigrant invasion
That isn't a fact, it's just bias-data.
--A liberal who wants to believe in equality