Van Helsing, a silly vampire movie with lots of CG. With both Frankenstein and Jeckyl & Hyde as opening acts. And of course we have to have a Phallic Female in a leather bustier (Kate Beckinsale being typecast as Kate Beckinsale) liking and hating Hugh Jackman in a huge raincoat and hat. Zzzz. Lots of Rumanian accents. But it has a sense of humor about itself.
Van Hesling to Brother Carl:
You shouldn't curse like that. You're a monk.
Brother Carl:
I'm not a monk, I'm a friar. I can curse all I like, dammit.
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