User: The western world is in decline.
Cleverbot: Where in the western hemisphere?
User: All of it.
User: How do I stop the problem?
Cleverbot: By thinking of someone else.
User: Ok, I'm thinking of Heraclitus. Will that help?
Cleverbot: And I am not thinking about that.
User: You sound like a drunken narcissist.
Cleverbot: Yes .. I'm a guy. How about you??
User: Yup. Me, too.
Cleverbot: Too what?
User: Too pessimistic about the fate of my culture.
Cleverbot: I said nothing about the writers.
Cleverbot: Sweet. Juicy. Good.