Thursday, March 13, 2014

What made me gay

On another site, one Beyond the Pale, I found a bit of history that explained for me, at last, why I am a man-lover.

I took this oath as a child...

“I, state name here, [but everyone just repeats Stymie's name], a member of good standing of the He-Man Woman-Haters Club, do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or touch them unless I have to and especially never fall in love and, if I do, may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder.” — The Little Rascals




So I blame my homosexuality on Spanky and Alfalfa...






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