Monday, August 16, 2010

BTW

Anyone who attends or appears on the Maury Povich Show or Jerry Springer should lose their right to vote and be assessed an additional tax to offset their pollution of the biosphere. And I am not ruling out involuntary sterilization.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Classist! ... I'd have thought at least you would feel that partakers of our "high culture" deserve no vote and ought to be penalized through some cap 'n trade system for diminishing damage to the ectoplasm! ... it isn't that our low culture is so low (cf old style 'freak' shows at fairs) but that our high culture is so nauseating. imho.

OreamnosAmericanus said...

Classist? Sure. Sexist and racist and homophobe, too. What I wrote was an outburst, not a program. But if I could deal with some of our elites, I'd be more inclined to exile to Canada or Sweden than to mere rescinding of voting rights.

Mr. Freeze said...

Back in the day, I was actually hired by both drek meisters to perform various stunts.

I was paid ridiculously large sums to pollute the biosphere.

I am duly ashamed, promising not to breed. ;)

OreamnosAmericanus said...

I was amused, not alarmed, to find that I had only three degrees of separation from Adolph Hitler. To find myself now closer to those two vermin...that takes whatever tiny patina this otherwise glum day had! Thanks a lot, Mr Freeze..:) At least I have the pleasure of knowing you will not breed LOL

Mr. Freeze said...

Three degrees from Adolf Hitler, and only one degree from Jerry Springer?

Your life's path has taken you to some dark and dismal places, indeed.

I won't even mention some of the others our association has leap-frogged you towards ...

So cheer up! You're hobbing with the knobs of Ultimate Banality and Evil Incarnate!

That's gotta count fer sumthin', this day and age! :D

OreamnosAmericanus said...

Oh, I forgot. I'm an Islamophobe, too. And I'm pretty sure I'm a Zionist.

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