Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Not bad

 From a commentor named Frank, on Pajamas Media.

My score sheet for presidential candidates goes like this:

1. Give 10 points for being a Governor
2. Give 10 points for being a Governor for more than one term
3. Give 10 points for being from state west of The Mississippi.
4. Subtract 10 points for being from a state smaller than San Bernardino County
5. Give 10 points for military service.
6. Give 20 points for any degree not from Ivy League
7. Give 20 points for any non law degree
8. Give 30 points for owning, starting or running a business without assistance from your family dynasty
9. Give additional 20 points if the business failed, and you started another afterwards.

10. Give 20 points for :
- Holding A Pilots License
- Owning a handgun, rifle and/or shotgun
- Hunting, fishing regularly and outside of the politcal season.
- Being married without scandal for more than 10 years.
- Knowing the difference between Matthew, Luke, Mark and John and John, George, Paul and Ringo.
- Discussing potential amphibious landing sites near Bandar Abbas near open mike.
- Knowing the significance of November 10th

11. Give 10 points for visible and risible contempt for Europe
12. Give 10 points for distrust for Russia and China.
13. Subtract 10 points for each political book written
14. Subtract 20 points for each political book written with ghost writer
15. Subtract 10 points for each appearance on Bill Maher
16. Subtract 20 points for being a Senator(state or federal).
17. Subtract 30 points for being Senator for more than one term.
18. Subtract 25 points for each use of the phrase “Addicted to oil”


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1 comment:

Tarquin said...

November 10, 461 St. Leo I ends his reign as Pope. How many candidates know that??

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