Ahmed in Wonderland and the Mad Scanner

"Allahu akbar!"

With the new body scanners at the airports, Muslim scholars have announced via fatwa that this is illegal under Sharia law, to have strangers see naked Mohammedans' stuff, so Muslims are not allowed to comply.

Only natural thing to do is, out of respect for Muslim sensibilities, lest they get the impression that this vast theatre of aiport security is somehow about them, to exempt Muslims from the search, but make all us kaffirs do it. Otherwise it might make us seem insensitive.

HT to Mark Steyn.