Visiting my lil bro & fam in NY. They live in Chelsea, the Castro of the East. He and his wife have a new pug, a gift for my niece. I am no fan of little dogs, but the puppy is pretty irresistible. I get regular puppy-spit facials.
I took her out for a walk yesterday, just trying to be a helpful guest, and today. Saw other men like me (6', 200 lbs) similarly walking small yappy dogs.
I thought," OMG, I've turned gay." (Sorry, Mom.)
Reminds me of a definition of gay I once heard: a grown man with a small dog and an unnaturally neat apartment.
Well, half-right.
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I took her out for a walk yesterday, just trying to be a helpful guest, and today. Saw other men like me (6', 200 lbs) similarly walking small yappy dogs.
I thought," OMG, I've turned gay." (Sorry, Mom.)
Reminds me of a definition of gay I once heard: a grown man with a small dog and an unnaturally neat apartment.
Well, half-right.
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